Death By Caffeine

I learned something new today! At my average weight of 165, it would take 104.76 cups of coffee to kill me. Let Energy Fiend tell you how much you could withstand!

Happy Tax Freedom Day

New video from Remy Remz! Enjoy!

4/20 At CU

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, man. If you're going to try and advocate a drug like weed, you're probably going to get the best responce if you're NOT high at the time. This is pretty funny, I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't smoke weed and this post does not represent my opinions on the matter. It's just pretty funny. If you're going to look into it any more than that, please click here instead.

Hillary's Bosnia Footage Revealed!

It was too dangerous for Bill, so they sent Hill.

Whey Protein Powder Lesson

Today, I tried to make a new combination for a drink: Blueberry tea (which I like on its own) with vanilla flavored whey protein powder (which I also like on its own). I use this mixture (actual blueberries, not the tea) all the time in the blender, and I thought it might be a good idea.

When I added the powder to the hot water, I learned a new life lesson: Protein powder does not like to be put in hot water. No, it didn't explode, but I definitely wasted a serving of the stuff, as well as a perfectly good blueberry tea bag. Nasty.

To Midtown and Back

Yes, this morning, Wednesday, March 26th, 2008, I, Sean Janicik, drove to Midtown Manhattan and back to my apartment in Riverdale. There were no incidents.

The redneck is beginning to get the hang of this stuff.

Thank you.

Nutrition

I was hanging with my mom at her place the other day, and I saw a funny sight that I'd like to share with everyone. Be advised, that what you are looking at below is the refridgerator of a Personal Trainer. HA!

Ice packs and coffee! HA!

A Response to Comments About DragonRealms

To everyone who ever made fun of me for playing DragonRealms:



>Moving like a striking snake, Meisphoch thrusts his elven longsword at n00b. As if fumbling muscle and flab were natural, the n00b fails to evade. The longsword lands a cataclysmic strike to n00b's abdomen, leaving a gaping hole.
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* n00b was just struck down!
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No, I don't still play. Yes, I do miss it.

Joe Rogan Eats Carlos Mencia Alive

Boy, 6, Tries to Drive to Applebee's

I guess he was hungry...

MSNBC.com

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Boy, 6, tries to drive to Applebees

Hungry kid grabs car keys, booster seat, makes it about 75 feet in reverse

The Associated Press

Updated: 10:37 a.m. ET Oct 10, 2007

BROOMFIELD, Colo. - A 6-year-old boy was hungry and decided he'd go to Applebees. So he grabbed the car keys, took his booster seat from the back seat of his grandmother's car and placed it in the driver's seat, then made a go of driving himself to the restaurant Tuesday.

He made it about 75 feet. Unable to take the car out of reverse, he crossed the street and ran into a transformer and communication box, knocking out electricity and phone service to dozens of townhomes.

Nobody was injured and the boy, whose name was not released, got out of his car and told his grandmother what happened.

"He proceeded to start the car and started backing up," said Sgt. Colleen O'Connell of the Broomfield Police Department. "He went backward about 47 feet, hit the curb, then went backward another 29 feet."

Investigators couldn't figure out how the boy reached the accelerator.

No charges will be filed.

"I have five children of my own, so I know you cannot watch them every minute they're awake," said nearby resident Nancy Hollis, whose power was knocked out by the accident.

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High Powered Weapons Can Sneak By Metal Detectors

This just in! The United States Military has developed some new weapons that can get by metal detectors, and even evade strip searches of detained soldiers. The idea was born of researchers looking to give allied personnel an advantage if apprehended by the enemy...

Drive By Shooting Caught On Tape

...sweet...

Student Gets Into College With Fake I.D.

How in the world did they not catch this guy during the physical?



HAHAHHAHAHA!!

Joe Rogan In Another MMA vs. Boxing Argument

HA! I'm not posting this to bring up more of the MMA vs. Boxing crap, because everyone who knows what they're talking about knows that they're simply two different sports, but I am posting it because I think Joe Rogan is a funny guy. There are a lot of guys in MMA, some that I train with, who hate Rogan. I think he's great. He owns everyone conversation that I've seen him in. I saw him out near L.A. once and I hope he comes out east some time. Anyway, here's the vid:

Intro to Visual Arts

While studying ancient cave paintings in my art history class, I found myself wondering what I would want to put on a cave for people to find thousands of years later...then I realized what it would be, without really even trying to. The images just came to my mind, and this is what came out of my pen! Can you tell what it is? A flying triangle! HA!

Hey There Khalilah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAHAhhasdklfjaoiweud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred Throws In His Hat

Fred Thompson announced that he's finally officially in the race. I'm not saying that I'm going to end up making him my pick or not; I'm nowhere near making a decision yet. However, I did want to note it, and at the same time put up this hilarious picture. That is all, have a wonderful day!

How To Improve School Environments K-12

This is another one of the funniest videos I have ever seen...

Fedor vs. The Maineiac

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!

An Elephant Never Forgets

Got this in an email...I usually don't like passing these mushy, heart warming stories on, but this one touched my heart.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teen aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the iron railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.